Saturday, 14 July 2012
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Saturday, 14 July 2012
Top 20 Facebook Status
Hiii as you all know facebook a very large part of our social life. This post gives an opportunity to check that your status will be liked for sure.
Here are Top 20 Facebook Status
1.Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home
2. That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
3. I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
4. Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
5. Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
6. That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
7. That Awkward Moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.
8. "Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
9. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
10. When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People.
11. I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
12. If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
13. She`s so fake if you look behind her neck it says "made in china"
14. Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
15. The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says "no."
16. TOP 5 Lies People Tell -
1) I`m fine.
2) That was my last piece of gum.
3) I`ll call you back.
4) I`m on my way.
5) I never got that text.
17. Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
18. LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
19. That moment when you`re watching a dancing show with your parents. Inside: Imagining yourself doing those moves. Outside: Poker face
20. If you are trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go for whatever makes you happy.
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Here are Top 20 Facebook Status
1.Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home
2. That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
3. I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
4. Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
5. Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
6. That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
7. That Awkward Moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.
8. "Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
9. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
10. When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People.
11. I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
12. If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
13. She`s so fake if you look behind her neck it says "made in china"
14. Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
15. The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says "no."
16. TOP 5 Lies People Tell -
1) I`m fine.
2) That was my last piece of gum.
3) I`ll call you back.
4) I`m on my way.
5) I never got that text.
17. Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
18. LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
19. That moment when you`re watching a dancing show with your parents. Inside: Imagining yourself doing those moves. Outside: Poker face
20. If you are trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go for whatever makes you happy.
Comment & Share with Friends :)
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1 Responses to “Top 20 Facebook Status”
27 July 2012 at 16:04
Hey As every body knows facebook plays significant role in our life, daily Updates For Facebook Status really helps you in exploring your feelings and impress users.
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